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Was Moses really given only ten “suggestions” for humanity?

The Ten Commandments Reboot is a hilarious take on how distortion of the Ten Commandments—which actually began as fifteen suggestions—has contributed to the current global predicament of late-stage predatory capitalism, violence, and divisiveness. What went amok? How did we get so off course? Can life be joyous again or are we bound to mishigas?

A compassionate God reveals his original intentions for the Humankind Project and his angst over the abridged ten commandments. Here for the first time are the reinstated, unabridged, and updated ten commandments, plus five bonus commandments for attaining consciousness in a time of planetary crisis. Humorist Gershon Siegel traverses time, translating God’s plea for action to prevent humanity’s end times. Rather than sinking in hopelessness, rebalancing in sync with Mother Earth is within reach.


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"The Ten Commandments Reboot is a superb book, and I lingered long over its humor-spiced wisdom. I especially appreciate that it was cowritten by both God and Beelzebub, thus resolving conflicting absolutes that have buggered the minds of countless millions exposed to the Old Testament. I’m particularly happy with the way the book segues from the “Chosen People” to “everyone.” Homo sapiens are the chosen species. This new interpretation of the Ten Commandments is on the mark, and the additional commandments work for me. This is a fine book to be mulled over vigorously as we pause at the edge of the abyss."

 

 -  Jack Loeffler, author of A Pagan Polemic: Reflections on Nature, Consciousness and Anarchism and Adventures with Ed: A Portrait of Abbey

"The Ten Commandments Reboot is a really valuable guide to living up to one’s fullest potential. Siegel’s lighthearted satirical book provides a recipe for how all of us can be Heaven’s co-creators that help to “awaken all humanity toward its upward evolutionary impulse.”

A short read, Reboot is well worth your time."

 

 -  Bruce Berlin, author of Breaking Big Money’s Grip on America

"Finally, and at what seems like the last possible moment, God has reengaged with humanity to offer us the full instruction manual we were always intended to have."

 

 -  Jennifer Caplan, author of Funny, You Don’t Look Funny: Judaism and Humor from The Silent Generation to Millennials

"It takes a lot of chutzpah and imagination to tackle a few thousand years of monotheistic culture and writing, and Siegel has the touch. Funny, irreverent, very Jewish. It’s Mel Brooks meets Moses."

 

 -  Hersch Wilson, author of Firefighter Zen: A Field Guide for Thriving in Tough Times  

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